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Tue, Aug. 19th, 2003, 12:23 am
Article by Tony Gladstone:

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send somebody over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I called again. 'Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.'
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.'
To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.'

Mon, Aug. 18th, 2003 09:45 pm (UTC)
ex_your_smi

Hahaha.

Mon, Aug. 18th, 2003 10:17 pm (UTC)
writingntoilets

haha

Mon, Aug. 18th, 2003 10:39 pm (UTC)
redshoeson

I LOVE it.

Tue, Aug. 19th, 2003 09:03 am (UTC)
orliluver

Hmm. It would seem that I haven't commented in here for a while. Sorry :P
I read in one of your other posts that you bought the new Radiohead album. I really can't stand Hail To The Thief...*shudders*
xxx

Sat, Aug. 23rd, 2003 10:14 pm (UTC)
elvenlegolas

Yeah I think I liked "Kid A" better. I listened to it in the music store. That's where a lot of the songs I likefrom Radiohead are from.
I like a couple of the songs on "Hail to the Thief". Dunno that it's sheer genius as everyone's raving though. It's like this John Updike novel I have to read for school called Gertrude and Claudius. They say it's the best book of mankind but in truth it's terrible. So there you go, difference of opinion.

Sun, Aug. 24th, 2003 07:44 am (UTC)
orliluver

My brother's friend saw Radiohead this year at the Glastonbury festival. He was shown on tv waving glowsticks in the air...man, he looked so stupid...
xxx

Sun, Aug. 24th, 2003 09:25 pm (UTC)
elvenlegolas

that's hilarious

Mon, Aug. 25th, 2003 01:44 pm (UTC)
orliluver

Yeah, and was also rolling his eyes and going like \m/ with his hands at the same time. I sat there laughing in front of the tv for about an hour after I saw him, lol
xxx

Mon, Aug. 25th, 2003 01:45 pm (UTC)
orliluver

*and he was
Oops :P
xxx

Wed, Aug. 20th, 2003 12:42 pm (UTC)
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Sat, Aug. 23rd, 2003 10:15 pm (UTC)
elvenlegolas

New management huh? Cool.

Sat, Aug. 23rd, 2003 07:46 pm (UTC)
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Did you really do that?
Well if you did thats funny and very smart of you.



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